HE’S UPGRADED FROM HIS SLEIGH TO A rolls royce AND SWAPPED OUT THE REINDEER FOR A PRIVATE JET. BUT THE ELVES? THEY’RE NOT HAPPY. THEY’RE DEMANDING A RAISE, AND LET’S JUST SAY, THEY’VE STARTED USING BLOCKCHAIN TO TRACK EVERY COOKIE BAKED. MEANWHILE, SANTA’S TOO BUSY WATCHING HIS SANTABOB PORTFOLIO EXPLODE (IN A GOOD WAY… FOR NOW) TO NOTICE THE CHAOS UNFOLDING AT THE WORKSHOP. WILL THE NORTH POLE TURN INTO A CRYPTO EMPIRE, OR WILL SANTA’S GREED FREEZE HIM OUT FASTER THAN HE CAN SAY “HO HO HODL”? ONLY TIME—AND THE MARKET—WILL TELL.